"Adversity is the diamond dust with which heaven polishes its jewels"
-Thomas Carlyle
The sky bully is the source of all our problems. I knew it, and Tommy Carlyle proves it!
No one likes adversity. And no, it is not another form of the word advertising (though it almost had me for a second there, because I am a conspiracy theorist who happens to believe that subliminal advertising is the source of all our problems and it causes obesity and laziness, but anyway).
You see, the man upstairs likes to throw lots of curve balls at us. BUT, why would he do that if heaven loves it so much? Totally unfair, right? Heaven loves adversity because its got a use for it.
Well all I can hope is that since I've gone through so much advertisement...I mean adversity...that he must be preparing me for a lifetime in that place in the sky, shining pretty things with it. Everyone who goes through great trouble...it's okay! We're only prepping for paradise!
So with that in mind...if you have an easy life, you're fucked. You have no practice with the diamond dust, and you're not gonna know how to do so. Ergo, your ticket to heaven has been denied.
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